A Day In The Life?

Sunday morning came without a warning feeling fat lazy hazy horny I woke up thinking you could have at least knocked its time to get up now rub the eyes watch the skies brush the teeth stretch the feet clean the room its almost noon now I’ve got a hunch its time for lunch so I head down to eat need to get some meat into the digestive systeth veggies and sausages flipping the pages of the TV guide with the remote by my side lying here with a beer and watching crap TV life was good until I remembered the chores wash the clothes you’ll have to pay a fine if you don’t clean the shrine Jules and her rules man Fred said shaking his head but John was already gone and I was left standing mop in hand and tears in my eyes with cleaning supplies shower power disinfectant bleach blechh blechhh blechhhh time for tea but look here maybe I’ll just have another beer then a nap there’s a gap that I still cant fill yettu mani woke up feeling funny went down to the store to get some more stuff home again all alone again watch TV law and order maybe order a pizza but I’ve still got sausages it’ll take ages anyway what a lazy day its been apart from the chores in between its nearly twelve I’m on a mission watching television but I’ve got to go now and iron my shirt oh no back to work again Sunday’s gone I scratch my head lie in bed stare at the ceiling waiting for that sleepy feeling good night good night sleep tight this rhymes sometimes nursery crimes what’s worse it could have been verse but maybe its prose I suppose for the most its just another post.