Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Everything I Know, I Learnt From TV

"All I need is a TV show..."

Pearls of infinite wisdom gained from watching 2 hours of prime-time sitcom, and it was free-to-air too.
  • Life is not a spectator sport.
  • Albert Einstein once said "The question that sometimes drives me hazy - Am I, or are they, crazy?"
  • "You're a good lawyer. You're just not Denny Crane."

Deep!

Who needs books? Who needs education? Who needs cable?

"Not I", said the fish.

Thanks for watching.

3 comments:

Rat said...

Hahahaaha @ Denny Crane !! I quite enjoy that show though.

Rael Imperial Aerosol Kid said...

I enjoy it too!! It's hilarious.

dazedandconfused said...

Ok, I did your tag. Now you better go read it.